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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 213

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

I'd like to have her on my post.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
I'd take my sun glasses off for you!
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
Congratulations, you've achieved a level of repulsiveness that defies all comprehension.
Hey chef, I’d love to whisk you away for a romantic dinner.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
How about some milk and cookies at my place, for breakfast?
If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your owner?
Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday.
I tried to play the bagpipes, but the sound coming out was off kilter.
Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.
You must be corn syrup chase you're really sweet.
Don't worry about me, I am good at packing all the essentials, what about you, boy?
You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
I’d love to watch you cook and learn from the best.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
Chevy runs deep.

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I'd like to have her on my post.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
I'd take my sun glasses off for you!