Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your face is like a train wreck, a horrifying disaster that leaves onlookers scarred for life.
You must be a professional chef because you’ve got my heart cooking up a storm.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade.
Psychopaths always see amoral in the story.
I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.
You can scramble my eggs anytime!
You must have fallen out of some B-17 because you are truly the bomb of all the bombs.
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
I'd like to take a safari in your outback.
Hey chef, can I have the recipe for your heart?
So, what will it be, naughty or nice?
Forget the 100 mile diet, we do the 100 yard diet.
He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic.
When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap.
I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.
You look like delicious bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
If you are anything, I would love to be your personal item, baby.
If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.
