Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You are going up to Washington D. C.? Well honestly your D is the one I ever want to see.
Are you a Dragon Wagon? Because I'm too big to fit.
You’ve got bike courier eyes.
Are you a football glove? Because I want to hold your hand in mine.
Are you a trout stream? Because you've got me hooked on the journey, not just the destination.
You must be an irrigation system, because you keep my heart overflowing.
I simply must find a new podiatrist. My podiatrist has developed such a callus attitude.
The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
Girl, you can mount me any day.
I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.
Are you RMC? Because you turn my woodie to steel
You remind me of my three other wives.
Baby! Gad know seh yuh deh yah? Caw yuh must be a Angel
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
Are you a football cleat? Because you’ve left an impression on my heart.
Are you a charter boat? Because being with you feels like the adventure of a lifetime.
Are you a horse? Because you’ve galloped into my thoughts.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
