Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us.
Are you Little Caesars because you look hot and ready.
I think you have made me believe there is indeed a love in the first flight.
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body good.
Are you a football? Because I can’t seem to keep my hands off you.
I don’t need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
Are you attorney-client privilege? Because everything feels safe with you.
You must be a surge protector, because you’ve saved me from emotional overload.
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
Are you a tight end? Because I can’t help but be attracted to your great moves.
Are you a river current? Because I can’t resist being swept away by you.
You must be my dream case, because you’re everything I’ve been working for.
Are you a power line? Because you’ve got me buzzing.
I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.
Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.
I wanna be all on top of you like a crucifix.
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.
