Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of the kids started talking and I didn't know who he was.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
