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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 208

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers!
The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column.
The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.
I’d love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours.
I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?
Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day
Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard them before.
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
You have a face that could make a strong man weep tears of despair and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
I bet you could make even the blandest dish taste amazing.
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.
How does a Welsh man eat cheese? Caerphilly.
The aluminum foiled my plans.
Wanna see if there's a pot of gold at the end of my rainbow?
I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I'm not sure if it's the 200 butterfly or you that just took my breath away.
Baby, you’re the patty to my coco bread.

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Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers!
The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column.