Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a fishing tournament? Because being with you feels like the ultimate prize.
Are you burden of proof? Because I’m ready to prove I’m worth your time.
You’re like static electricity—every time we touch, I feel a shock.
The junior librarian was reincarnated as a bookmark because he always knew his place.
Now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlights.
So is this your first 5k?
Our bond is so tight I might just tap.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?
I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.
You're spicier than Syrah.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to be inside you every Sunday.
You must be a master angler, because I’ve fallen hook, line, and sinker.
You must be a severability clause, because no matter what happens, I want you in my life.
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us.
Are you Little Caesars because you look hot and ready.
I think you have made me believe there is indeed a love in the first flight.
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
