Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
Are you a cheerleader? Because your smile is cheering me on.
Are you a cast net? Because you’ve caught every part of me.
Are you fresh produce? Because you’re the pick of the season.
Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
You make my heart as spongey as the A's infield
You must be a runner because you totally have runner's calves.
What metal are you wearing down there, the detector just went blinking really fast!
If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
If you were a fishing spot, you’d be the one I’d never leave.
You’re like sunshine on my farm—you brighten every corner of my life.
I was saddened to learn that my neighbor, who is a respiratory therapist, expired last week.
A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?
If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
