Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
Hey, haven’t we had sex in the bathroom at Green Room before?
Are you a football draft? Because I choose you to be my MVP.
Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.
I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Is that a banana in my pocket? Cause damn! I'm hungry.
If I can go to the airport with you, I would pick now so we can check each other's baggage.
I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them.
When the church relocated it had an organ transplant.
Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?
My mom says that you should leave extra baggage behind, I agree with her too.
You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
I was in love with you before your ex was!
People avoid you like the plague, not just because of your ugliness, but because you radiate a putrid stench of repulsiveness.
I never knew food could be so delicious until I tasted your cooking.
Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus
