Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is your name Salmon? Because you're swimming through my mind nonstop.
Are you a barn? Because I want to keep all my love stored with you.
You must be a kilowatt, because you’re too powerful to ignore.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
My blind date's not looking good.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me
Is your name paprika? Cause you spice up my life!
Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
Would you like to be my lock screen?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a quarterback? Because I’d follow you into the end zone any day.
I’m not a fisherman, but I can’t help but reel at your beauty.
You’re like a perfect crop—worth every ounce of effort.
After the shepherd retired he felt ewes less.
The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me.
I like the way your spikes match your shoes.
How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
You like to travel, girl? Well, how about I show you my map in the bedroom tonight?
Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.
