Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you believe in magic? Because meeting you feels like reeling in the catch of a lifetime.
Are you a tractor? Because you just plowed straight into my heart.
You’re like a short circuit—unexpected, powerful, and totally shocking.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.
Girl if you’re Jamaican we would click together coz I’m really into your type, come with me.
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
Are you a running back? Because you make my heart race every time I see you.
Are you a fishing lodge? Because you make me feel right at home.
You must be fertile soil, because my heart’s ready to grow something special with you.
Are you a transformer? Because you’ve changed my life completely.
When the prisoner died just before his parole they put him in a halfway hearse.
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
After this early morning spring training, wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
This food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.
Are you a football helmet? Because you’ve got my head spinning.
