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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 204

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Are you a football season? Because I want to experience every moment with you.
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? It simply wants to run away.
An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
Digest is morbid humor.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever
Are you saying you are supposed to be in a couch? Honey, we can fly first class from now!
Hey girl, are you a chain lift? Because I want to clickety-clack with you tonight!
Can I buy you a cup of Postum?
You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.
You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
Are you a football fan? Because I’m falling for you harder than a quarterback throws a Hail Mary.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Let me show you my magic garden.
The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.
The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
I see your favorite color is green too!
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
Wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.
You look like you invented this airplane we are in coz baby you are Wright for me.

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Are you a football season? Because I want to experience every moment with you.
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? It simply wants to run away.
An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.