Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a football cleat? Because you’ve left an impression on my heart.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
Let's go see how this fairy tale ends.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.
I'm not going to be the only credit whore tonight!
Wanna hold the priesthood?
It's a good day for the eno. Let's hang later.
Are you a football punt? Because you’ve caught my attention and I can’t look away.
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys & people after Thanksgiving dinner.
Look at all that fertile land waiting for me.
When asked to picture the perfect modern defensive weapon the Claymore springs to mine.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.
If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?
I can ask you out in whatever language you want, just name it and I'll tell you about it.
My Beast is the longest woody in the world!
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
