Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Are you the tide? Because every time you come around, you pull me closer.
You must be high voltage, because I feel a spark every time I see you.
Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?
Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.
That religious fellow fell for the same scam two times in a row. He is a burned again Christian.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
When it comes to love, I am in it for the long run.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year’s Expozine.
You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
I must be a quarterback, because I can’t resist throwing passes at you.
I’d go to the ends of the ocean just to see your smile.
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
I was looking for a running buddy... for the rest of my life.
Are you a BJJ specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!
I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.
