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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 201

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Are you a football trophy? Because you’re definitely a winner in my eyes.
Do you combine here often?
I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.
I have always wanted to hand out carts at Wal-Mart. I cannot imagine a greeter job.
I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm willing to try again for you.
I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.
Baby, I can show you how they treat people up in the first class in my bedroom tonight.
Girl are you space mountain? Because you're better with the lights off.
If you were a cereal, you'd be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
In bed, I’m just like my fixed-gear bike: Extremely hard to stop.
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be close to you and make a game plan for us.
The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched.
While practicing the drums in the bassment, the boy fell, hit his head, and got a percussion.
I think I'm falling in glove with you.
I'd put you in my guard any day.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
Is that a woodie or are you just happy to see me?
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.

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Are you a football trophy? Because you’re definitely a winner in my eyes.
Do you combine here often?
I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.