Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You wanna ride the big slide?
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you’ve caught me off guard.
Is your name Pearl? Because you’re a rare find in the sea of love.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you’ve completely overturned my world.
You seem more cultivated than my cornfield.
Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects.
What top does an astronaut wear to the moon? Apollo shirt.
I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.
How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
Are you a punt? Because you’ve got me punting for your love.
Are you a river? Because I’m constantly flowing towards you.
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
I searched for designer compression stockings. My wife says it is because I'm so vein.
