Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why did the termites eat the wooden barrel? To stave off hunger.
Why don't I help you extend before yoga this evening?
We can cross international boundaries together, you and I, let's do it tonight, babe.
Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
When's the last time you had a good macaroon?
Are you a goal line? Because I want to cross over with you.
Are you a fishing boat? Because I’m ready to sail into the sunset with you.
You must be cross-examination, because you’re asking all the right questions of my heart.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it's in the oven.
The recycled cartridge business certainly lowered the toner the neighborhood.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Don't mind me as I full wheel you.
Are you sriracha? Because you are HOT!
Oh, darling you are so cute that I won't even check on your board pass anymore.
It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.
