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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 200

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
Are you a football playbook? Because I can’t wait to study every page of you.
When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
The preacher annotated his hymn book making it a guided missal.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.
I hate staying up all night, especially in the airport but if it's your arrival, I'll be wide awake.
El Toro is great, but wait until you see my big woody!
Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
Maybe it’s just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.
Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.
If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun!
I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.
I love french fries but I love you more.
You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.
Hey girl, Big Thunder Mountain might be right over there, but I can assure you that I'm the wildest ride in the wilderness.
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we’re ok?

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Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.