Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be an amp, because you’re amplifying my love.
My dear, you look radishing tonight.
He said, 'Hones', that is the truth', but I knew elide.
Popeye had just finished plucking a goose when a gust of wind scattered all of the feathers. He said, 'Well, blow me down.'
I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.
Do you want to get a beavertail and get outta here.
Hey girl, why are you in the business class when you could surely fly up first class?
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.
I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
Are you a field goal? Because you’re definitely worth three points to me.
Is your name Minnow? Because you may be small, but you've made a big splash in my heart.
Are you a circuit? Because you complete me.
People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.
I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth. I was abscessed by it.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, I'll still be slamming something out of the park.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?
Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
