Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Can I call you my Na-boo?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
How to you wake Lady Gaga? Poke 'er face.
Distance runners do it longer.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
