Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
How to you wake Lady Gaga? Poke 'er face.
Distance runners do it longer.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
