Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
Are you a wide receiver screen? Because I want to be your go-to.
Are you a lake? Because I'm completely immersed in you.
You must be my opening statement, because you’ve set the tone for something amazing.
Let's play pilgrims and native americans; I'll lure you over under false pretenses and we'll feast.
The toilet paper walked into the employment center two-ply for a job.
The punctual zombie was undead on time.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
Is your name Charity? Because my heart is racing for you.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
I'm a theme park, ride me all you can before the sun sets.
Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me tossing and turning.
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I’d never want anyone else but you.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
