Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Are you an essay? Because you got me hooked and now I want your breadcrumbs.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
Are you a football coach? Because you just made my heart do a touchdown dance.
Are you a rare fish? Because it feels like I've been waiting my whole life to catch someone like you.
Are you a live wire? Because you’ve electrified my heart.
When I treated my friends to lunch at the Mexican fast food restaurant I had to pay the taco bill.
I knew I had gone too far when I cheated the convicted gem smuggler. I had crossed the ruby con.
My name is garmin, will you take me running everyday?
Do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.
Babe, should we check out your baggage and see if we can take some of them off you?
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention from across the field.
I must be using the wrong bait because I can’t believe I caught someone as amazing as you.
