Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
A range-finder is a person who goes shopping for a new stove.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
I don't need no captain, just you, to remind me to do things in the upright pose.
I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.
Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I’m your biggest fan.
Are you a fishing reel? Because I can’t unwind when I’m around you.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Care to share some oysters and wine with me?
Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
May I put my bung in your barrel?
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Are you a bobber? Because every time you're near, my heart starts to jump.
Having my hair cut for free is the only fringe benefit I receive.
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
