Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
After the shepherd retired he felt ewes less.
The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me.
I like the way your spikes match your shoes.
How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
You like to travel, girl? Well, how about I show you my map in the bedroom tonight?
Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
Are you a referee? Because I’d let you make all the calls in my life.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Nice set of silos you got there.
Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug.
Hey baby, you have a great stride.
I believe in eating all organic.
Your sense of wanderlust is truly strong, I love every second I am with you, girl.
Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight.
Not even the veil could make me forget you!
Are you a touchdown? Because you just scored big with me.
The general started bowling before his aide had entered his name on the score sheet. He had launched a pre-emptive strike.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
