Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
Are you a running back? Because you make my heart race every time I see you.
When the prisoner died just before his parole they put him in a halfway hearse.
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
After this early morning spring training, wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
This food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.
Are you a football helmet? Because you’ve got my head spinning.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
My blind date's not looking good.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me
Is your name paprika? Cause you spice up my life!
Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
Would you like to be my lock screen?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a quarterback? Because I’d follow you into the end zone any day.
