Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
When a fellow in Venice was planning a party, he asked his wife if they should invite Othello. She said, 'Sure, the Moor the merrier.'
Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
I always hand whip my cream.
I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
I do not believe in predestination until tonight.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
Are you a kickoff return? Because you’ve got me running back for more.
Are you a deep-sea catch? Because I've been searching far and wide for someone like you.
You must be a law review article, because you’re so well-composed and brilliant.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
Religious vultures prey for their food.
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Let me be your baby cobra.
How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?
