Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I’m ready to decide you’re the one.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
I'd like to raise your barn.
A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.
Clement Moore was tying his tie before going to Christmas Eve service. He said, 'Twas the knot before Christmas.'
Girl, a 12 hour time difference really wouldn't make me feel bad about you, believe me.
Forget that roller coaster baby come get on this log ride!
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?
Are you a tight spiral? Because you’ve got me spinning.
Are you a river? Because my love for you flows endlessly.
You must be strict liability, because I’m falling for you, no matter what.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me
I bet you're really flexible.
Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.
You must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.
If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
