Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a catch-and-release? Because I don't think I could ever let you go.
You must be habeas corpus, because you’ve captured my soul and brought it to court.
Are you a drain cleaner? Because you’ve cleared up all my doubts.
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
I'd run three miles just to be with you.
What good is inner peace without you?
I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Are you a screen pass? Because you’ve got me catching feelings.
You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.
Is your name Justice? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for.
You’re like a maintenance schedule—something I always look forward to.
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
A second chimney is superfluous.
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
