Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
Labor contracts come just before childbirth.
To vulcanize is to become like Spock.
Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.
You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
My tractor only has 2000 hours.
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
A seal has a ball at the circus.
Your stride is enviable. Are you a runner?
I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
You wanna ride the big slide?
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you’ve caught me off guard.
