Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
I was looking for a running buddy... for the rest of my life.
Are you a BJJ specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!
I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod’?
Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?
Are you a linebacker? Because you just tackled my heart.
The junior librarian was reincarnated as a bookmark because he always knew his place.
Now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlights.
So is this your first 5k?
Our bond is so tight I might just tap.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?
I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.
You're spicier than Syrah.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to be inside you every Sunday.
