Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a field goal? Because you’re definitely worth three points to me.
People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.
I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth. I was abscessed by it.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, I'll still be slamming something out of the park.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?
Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?
Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.
That religious fellow fell for the same scam two times in a row. He is a burned again Christian.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
When it comes to love, I am in it for the long run.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year’s Expozine.
You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
I must be a quarterback, because I can’t resist throwing passes at you.
Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
