Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is your name Charity? Because my heart is racing for you.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
I'm a theme park, ride me all you can before the sun sets.
Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me tossing and turning.
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but his superior told him that excuse was just a cop out.
Why did the termites eat the wooden barrel? To stave off hunger.
Why don't I help you extend before yoga this evening?
We can cross international boundaries together, you and I, let's do it tonight, babe.
Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
