Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a football coach? Because you just made my heart do a touchdown dance.
When I treated my friends to lunch at the Mexican fast food restaurant I had to pay the taco bill.
I knew I had gone too far when I cheated the convicted gem smuggler. I had crossed the ruby con.
My name is garmin, will you take me running everyday?
Do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.
Babe, should we check out your baggage and see if we can take some of them off you?
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention from across the field.
My dear, you look radishing tonight.
He said, 'Hones', that is the truth', but I knew elide.
Popeye had just finished plucking a goose when a gust of wind scattered all of the feathers. He said, 'Well, blow me down.'
I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.
Do you want to get a beavertail and get outta here.
Hey girl, why are you in the business class when you could surely fly up first class?
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.
I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
