Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
Are you a game-winning field goal? Because you’re my winning kick.
You must be a fish, because I've been angling for someone like you.
You must be a discovery document, because every detail about you is a treasure.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track
They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon.
Your PR isn't the only number I want.
Want to see me plank while lifting both legs?
Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
I’d like to have you on vinyl.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you’ve drawn me in.
Do you believe in love at first catch, or should I cast my line again?
Are you a settlement? Because you’ve resolved all the chaos in my heart.
My friend brought me a Swedish cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.
The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms.
