Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.
Are you a playmaker? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
My love for you is like stare decisis—it’s binding and unshakable.
You’re like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.
The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
Maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...
Are you a game-winning drive? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
Do you have a fishing license for flirting with danger?
Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
Are you a pipe burst? Because you’ve flooded me with feelings.
Historians have extra-century perception.
"Have some chocolate covered cherries," she said cordially.
You can pee on my fire hydrant any time.
I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
I loved you before it was cool.
I want to make you tremolo.
