Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I’m your biggest fan.
Are you a fishing reel? Because I can’t unwind when I’m around you.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Care to share some oysters and wine with me?
Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
May I put my bung in your barrel?
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Having my hair cut for free is the only fringe benefit I receive.
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Are you an essay? Because you got me hooked and now I want your breadcrumbs.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
