Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.
Are you a touchdown celebration? Because you’re worth celebrating.
Can I follow you home? Because I've just caught the biggest catch of my life.
My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!
I got my job at the dentist's office by word of mouth.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Hey baby, your pace or mine?
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!
If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.
Are you a first down? Because I’d go the extra yard for you.
Are you a fishing net? Because I'm tangled up in your love.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
What is your favorite Temple? I'm looking at mine.
