Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.
Is your name Justice? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for.
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
A second chimney is superfluous.
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
Are you a defensive end? Because you’ve got me rushing towards you.
Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.
Are you voir dire? Because you’re selecting all the right qualities in me.
The philosophy student got an 'F' the day he forgot to turn in his Hume work.
The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'
I could never Passover you.
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Want to come over and listen to NPR.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me fooled in the best way.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you’re making history in my heart.
Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?
