Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
Are you a punt? Because you’ve got me punting for your love.
Are you a river? Because I’m constantly flowing towards you.
I searched for designer compression stockings. My wife says it is because I'm so vein.
Darling, should we drink some coffee in the morning around Paris?
I've got an amusement park in my pants.
Baby, all I see in my Rorschach test is me and you.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an Pixies show.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Are you a touchdown pass? Because you’ve got me in the endzone.
Do you like fishing stories? Because our love story is the best catch.
A range-finder is a person who goes shopping for a new stove.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
I don't need no captain, just you, to remind me to do things in the upright pose.
I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.
