Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
My tractor only has 2000 hours.
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
A seal has a ball at the circus.
Your stride is enviable. Are you a runner?
I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
You wanna ride the big slide?
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you’ve caught me off guard.
Is your name Pearl? Because you’re a rare find in the sea of love.
You seem more cultivated than my cornfield.
Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects.
What top does an astronaut wear to the moon? Apollo shirt.
I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.
How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
