Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
Can we still share a netflix account?
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Can I call you my Na-boo?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
