Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Don't mind me as I full wheel you.
Are you sriracha? Because you are HOT!
Oh, darling you are so cute that I won't even check on your board pass anymore.
It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all others.
Can your beaver eat my log?
There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.
Are you a pass interference? Because you’ve obstructed my view of anyone else.
Do you like seafood? Because you’re the only fish in the sea for me.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill
I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
Labor contracts come just before childbirth.
To vulcanize is to become like Spock.
Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.
You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
