Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a running back? Because I’d follow you anywhere.
Can I be the lures that get caught in your tackle box of love?
Are you a deposition? Because I want to hear everything about you.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I’m stuck on you.
A DHCP packet walks in a bar asks for a beer, waiter says ok but I'll need it back in an hour.
Want to be my -boo-ty call?
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
A glide-path is a soar spot.
You run faster than my nose in allergy season.
You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.
If what matters is on the inside, how do I get on the inside?
How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.
Are you a playmaker? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
My love for you is like stare decisis—it’s binding and unshakable.
You’re like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.
The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
Maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
