Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.
Are you a red zone? Because I’d love to score with you.
You must be a fisherman, because you've just reeled in my heart.
You must be tort law, because you’ve caused some serious emotional damage—in the best way.
I don't know if you’'ve ever been fishing, but I think we should hook up.
Art theft is a haul of frames.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
When you passed me, I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspirational enough.
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
Composers know how to score.
Are you a game-winning touchdown? Because you’re unforgettable.
Are you a bait shop? Because you've got everything I've been fishing for.
I’d waive all my rights just to spend more time with you.
When my husband asked me if I wanted a new alarm clock I said I was set.
When trying to curry favour with 16th Century French Protestants, it isn't what you know, it is Huguenot.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.
I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
