Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me tossing and turning.
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but his superior told him that excuse was just a cop out.
Why did the termites eat the wooden barrel? To stave off hunger.
Why don't I help you extend before yoga this evening?
We can cross international boundaries together, you and I, let's do it tonight, babe.
Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
When's the last time you had a good macaroon?
Are you a goal line? Because I want to cross over with you.
Are you a fishing boat? Because I’m ready to sail into the sunset with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it's in the oven.
