Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The philosophy student got an 'F' the day he forgot to turn in his Hume work.
The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'
I could never Passover you.
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Want to come over and listen to NPR.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me fooled in the best way.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you’re making history in my heart.
Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?
As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey girl, is that an original Yo La Tengo 7” in your pants? Because your butt is extremely valuable.
Is your name Gillian? Because I feel like I’ve finally caught the one.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
Batman bought a fedora. He wanted to be the capped crusader.
If you were a reliever, I'd sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option.
