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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 187

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?
We must be near the port or is it just because my heart is beating too fast coz I like you?
Ride with me now and I'll ride you later.
Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
Hi, you'll do just fine!
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
Are you a wide receiver screen? Because I want to be your go-to.
Are you a lake? Because I'm completely immersed in you.
Let's play pilgrims and native americans; I'll lure you over under false pretenses and we'll feast.
The toilet paper walked into the employment center two-ply for a job.
The punctual zombie was undead on time.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
Is your name Charity? Because my heart is racing for you.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
I'm a theme park, ride me all you can before the sun sets.
Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?

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Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?We must be near the port or is it just because my heart is beating too fast coz I like you?
Ride with me now and I'll ride you later.