Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If you were a saxophone, I could finger twelve notes on you with just my left hand.
Are you a fumble recovery? Because I’d dive for you any day.
Are you a fisherman's dream come true, or just a fishy tale?
You must be a contract, because I want to sign my heart over to you.
You must be a repair job, because you’ve fixed my broken heart.
DNS is the root of all problems.
You're a skele-10 in my book.
The hand surgeon went to the opthamologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.
Do you run track? Cause I relay wanna take you on a date.
How 'bout I cook dinner, and eat you for dessert?
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a running back? Because I’d follow you anywhere.
Can I be the lures that get caught in your tackle box of love?
Are you a deposition? Because I want to hear everything about you.
A DHCP packet walks in a bar asks for a beer, waiter says ok but I'll need it back in an hour.
Want to be my -boo-ty call?
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
