Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
Are you a kickoff return? Because you’ve got me running back for more.
Are you a deep-sea catch? Because I've been searching far and wide for someone like you.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
Religious vultures prey for their food.
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Let me be your baby cobra.
How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?
I have the best roller coaster in town, wanna go for a ride?
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!
My couch pulls out, but I don't
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Want to go dumpster diving in my alley?
Are you a running play? Because you’ve got my heart racing.
You must be a school of fish, because you’ve taught me how to love.
A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see.
You must be a triathlon, because you take my breath away.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
