Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'd run three miles just to be with you.
What good is inner peace without you?
I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Are you a screen pass? Because you’ve got me catching feelings.
You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.
Is your name Justice? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for.
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
A second chimney is superfluous.
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
Are you a defensive end? Because you’ve got me rushing towards you.
Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.
Are you voir dire? Because you’re selecting all the right qualities in me.
