Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a tight spiral? Because you’ve got me spinning.
Are you a river? Because my love for you flows endlessly.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me
I bet you're really flexible.
Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.
You must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.
If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
We go together like coffee and cigarettes.
Are you a two-point conversion? Because you’re worth the risk.
Do you have a tackle box? Because I can't handle how attractive you are.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
When a fellow in Venice was planning a party, he asked his wife if they should invite Othello. She said, 'Sure, the Moor the merrier.'
Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
I always hand whip my cream.
I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
I do not believe in predestination until tonight.
