Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you an objection? Because you just overruled my better judgment.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
I was going to go as a polar bear but I figured [Your Costume] could break the ice, too.
Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
When I was watching the news, I saw a segment on earthworms.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Baby, you thicker than the bible, and I wanna read all yo pages!
My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!
Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
Are you a field goal? Because you’re worth three points in my book.
Are you an expert angler, because you're always reeling me back in.
You must be precedent, because everything about you sets the standard.
A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer.
I saw a great comedy show in London. Folks were rolling in the isles.
You're spicier than a ghost pepper.
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
Can I be the bait to your hook?
![I was going to go as a polar bear but I figured [Your Costume] could break the ice, too.](/images/lines/i_was_going_to_go_as_a.jpg)