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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 184

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.
If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
I see we're both doing pigeons!
Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There’s always the possibility you could throw up.
You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.
Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to fill you with cheers.
Is your name Fisher? Because you're the perfect catch.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
I'd like to raise your barn.
A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.
Clement Moore was tying his tie before going to Christmas Eve service. He said, 'Twas the knot before Christmas.'
Girl, a 12 hour time difference really wouldn't make me feel bad about you, believe me.
Forget that roller coaster baby come get on this log ride!
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?
Are you a tight spiral? Because you’ve got me spinning.

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When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.
If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night