Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be a fish, because I've been angling for someone like you.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track
They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon.
Your PR isn't the only number I want.
Want to see me plank while lifting both legs?
Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
I’d like to have you on vinyl.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you’ve drawn me in.
Do you believe in love at first catch, or should I cast my line again?
My friend brought me a Swedish cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.
The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms.
You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
My feelings for you are Montreal.
Are you a football helmet? Because I want to protect you.
Are you a lure? Because you’ve got me hooked and I can't let go.
