Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be my ledger, because my life feels perfectly balanced with you in it.
Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.
Lazy people worship a bone idol.
Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.
If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.
Are you a running play? Because I want to hold on to you forever.
Do you have a fish fry going on in your pants?
Are you a closing argument? Because you’ve convinced me to fall for you.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
I'm a locavore... I got all I need right in front of me.
You look like you were born of goodly parents.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Are you a linebacker? Because you tackle my heart.
Can I be your tackle box's best friend?
