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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 182

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

You must be an ocean wave because you're crashing into my heart.
Are you an adjusted trial balance? Because everything feels complete when you’re near.
Are you a sewer system? Because you’ve taken all my worries away.
What do you get when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? -- Data transfer.
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol
Do your dolphins do any tricks?
If you would say yes to my next question you'd make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Would you dance with me?
Smoking may have ruined my lungs but my fingers are match fit.
You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you running.
If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Are you a goalpost? Because I’m ready to score.
Are you an otter? Because you're making my heart splash.
You must be my ledger, because my life feels perfectly balanced with you in it.
Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.
I'm prone to lying.
Lazy people worship a bone idol.
Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.

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You must be an ocean wave because you're crashing into my heart.
Are you an adjusted trial balance? Because everything feels complete when you’re near.
Are you a sewer system? Because you’ve taken all my worries away.