Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?
As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey girl, is that an original Yo La Tengo 7” in your pants? Because your butt is extremely valuable.
Is your name Gillian? Because I feel like I’ve finally caught the one.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
Batman bought a fedora. He wanted to be the capped crusader.
If you were a reliever, I'd sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option.
Let me tie your running shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? They're 100% off at my place.
I was reading in the book the Numbers, and then I realized that I don't have yours.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.
Are you a touchdown celebration? Because you’re worth celebrating.
