Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Are you a screen pass? Because you’ve got me catching feelings.
You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
A second chimney is superfluous.
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
Are you a defensive end? Because you’ve got me rushing towards you.
Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.
The philosophy student got an 'F' the day he forgot to turn in his Hume work.
The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'
I could never Passover you.
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Want to come over and listen to NPR.
