Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Irish Blessing - As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
You're just my cup of tea!
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
My resume is just a list of things I hope I never get asked to do.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
You’re so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
What do dim lamps and blondes have in common? They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
