Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be precedent, because everything about you sets the standard.
A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer.
I saw a great comedy show in London. Folks were rolling in the isles.
You're spicier than a ghost pepper.
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you’re my last hope.
Can I be the bait to your hook?
Are you a motion to dismiss? Because I can’t object to anything about you.
You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.
He's a Freud of psychoanalysis.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Let's pretend you're a farm and I'll be the table.
My dog is humping your dog. It must be fate!
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Altos know how to go down low.
Are you a touchdown dance? Because you’ve got me grooving.
Is your name River? Because you're flowing through my veins.
