Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
Are you a coach? Because you just made my heart call a timeout.
Do you have a treasure chest of secrets because I think we could dive into each other's hearts.
Are you an internal audit? Because you’ve revealed how amazing you truly are.
You’re like a clean water supply—absolutely necessary for my happiness.
An SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.
The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money. It was a taxed message.
The electrician worked hard to get in shape so he could perform with Circuit Soleil.
Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
Your lips taste like grape kool-aid.
I'm not wearing any long johns.
Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!
Are you a referee? Because you’ve got me seeing yellow flags.
Can I help you cast your worries away... and maybe mine too?
I must be inventory, because my heart is turning over just thinking about you.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
