Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
A shotgun is an exhausted rifle.
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine.
You're my missing ingredient.
You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?
Just get in the car, bitch. I'm famous.
I'm gonna make you say "Yes b'y" all night.
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
Did you just move from a V to I chord? Because I think you're perfect.
I feel like we’re in perfect resonance because we’re tuned to each other’s frequency.
Do you have a boatload of charm because I think we could navigate our way to happiness together.
You must be working capital, because you’re keeping my heart running smoothly.
Are you a water heater? Because you’ve got me feeling warm all over.
The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange.
You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.
Can I be your ground? Because I’m feeling really connected to you.
Are you a fish fryer because you're cooking up some serious attraction.
Are you a ledger? Because I’d trust you with all my entries.
