Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm not wearing any long johns.
Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!
Are you a referee? Because you’ve got me seeing yellow flags.
Can I help you cast your worries away... and maybe mine too?
I must be inventory, because my heart is turning over just thinking about you.
A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
I'd love to show you my root garden.
There are so many books here but I want to read you.
Do you have a treasure map to your heart because I think I could navigate it.
Are you cost accounting? Because you’re adding so much value to my life.
If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
A cloud is most likely to snow when it's relaxed. At that time it's pretty chill.
Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Do you like potatoes? I've got the gravy...let's go give thanks!
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
