Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
I loved you before it was cool.
I want to make you tremolo.
Are you a football field? Because I want to tackle you.
Are you a fishing rod? Because my heart gets hooked every time I see you.
I know what you’re thinking: That’s no moon, that’s a space station!
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
The man was always leaving himself voicemail messages. He was very self-sendered.
I moved onto a boat in Hong Kong's harbour to avoid unsolicited advertising material but all I got was junk mail.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.
Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Is there a triad in your pocket, or are you just augmented to see me?
Are you a wide receiver? Because my eyes can’t help but follow you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a fish in the sea.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
