Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Want to be my -boo-ty call?
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
A glide-path is a soar spot.
You run faster than my nose in allergy season.
You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.
If what matters is on the inside, how do I get on the inside?
How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
Are you a playmaker? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.
The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
Maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...
Are you a game-winning drive? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
Do you have a fishing license for flirting with danger?
Historians have extra-century perception.
"Have some chocolate covered cherries," she said cordially.
You can pee on my fire hydrant any time.
