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Girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my To Do List!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
If you were a solo, I'd give you a superior rating.
Are you a football? Because I can’t seem to keep my hands off you.
You must be an ocean wave because you're crashing into my heart.
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Do your dolphins do any tricks?
If you would say yes to my next question you'd make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Would you dance with me?
Smoking may have ruined my lungs but my fingers are match fit.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you running.
If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Are you a goalpost? Because I’m ready to score.
Are you an otter? Because you're making my heart splash.
