Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.
You make my highly sensitive palate water.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
If you were a saxophone, I could finger twelve notes on you with just my left hand.
Are you a fumble recovery? Because I’d dive for you any day.
Are you a fisherman's dream come true, or just a fishy tale?
DNS is the root of all problems.
You're a skele-10 in my book.
The hand surgeon went to the opthamologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.
Do you run track? Cause I relay wanna take you on a date.
How 'bout I cook dinner, and eat you for dessert?
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a running back? Because I’d follow you anywhere.
Can I be the lures that get caught in your tackle box of love?
A DHCP packet walks in a bar asks for a beer, waiter says ok but I'll need it back in an hour.
