Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
A cloud is most likely to snow when it's relaxed. At that time it's pretty chill.
Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Do you like potatoes? I've got the gravy...let's go give thanks!
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Are you a punt returner? Because you’ve got me wanting to kick it deep.
Are you an underwater explorer because you're discovering new depths with me.
What say you and me hit the dance floor and show those funky chickens how it's done?
I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife's sewing box. It was a crewel turn of events.
You are the fond on the roasting pan of life.
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
Hey, are your parents beavers? because DAAAAYYMMMM!
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.
