Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I be your ground? Because I’m feeling really connected to you.
Are you a fish fryer because you're cooking up some serious attraction.
Are you a ledger? Because I’d trust you with all my entries.
You must be a faucet, because you’ve turned my heart on.
Hey Cinderella, it's time I took you home. It's nearly midnight!
I heard Jesus called you, you mind if I do the same?
Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
Is your name fajita? 'Cuz you're sizzling!
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
Ohh I was wondering... Can I have yo' numba?
What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
Can you sing low? Because I'm all about that bass.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I can give you a jolt of pleasure that you won’t forget.
Can I help you reel in the day... and maybe something more?
Are you interest revenue? Because my feelings for you just keep growing.
