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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 172

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.
Are you a running play? Because I want to hold on to you forever.
Do you have a fish fry going on in your pants?
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
I'm a locavore... I got all I need right in front of me.
I love to be pawed
You look like you were born of goodly parents.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You make me crescendo.
Are you a linebacker? Because you tackle my heart.
Can I be your tackle box's best friend?
Mathematicians are sum worshippers.
I can last longer than cast iron.
Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
My body's a temple, and you have a recommend.
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.
Are you a safety? Because I’d give you my helmet anytime.

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If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.
Are you a running play? Because I want to hold on to you forever.