Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You remind me of David and his slingshot because you're a knockout.
I'm inclined to be laid back.
Global warming campaigners lament the invention of the infernal combustion engine.
Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock.
Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system.
Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math, Cause your legs are always divided.
Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
Are you a running back? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
You must be a fish market because you're a fresh catch!
You might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
The bridegroom got to the church when he was supposed to. He was at the rite place at the rite time.
Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?
You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.
If you get lost in the midst of darkness I'll help you find the iron rod.
