Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
How about I put my meat in your grill?
Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.
I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?
Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm a high tide and I'm looking to smash.
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
You're the cats whiskers.
I’m a little shocked by how attracted I am to you.
Can I take you out on the lake and show you what I'm hooked on?
You’re like my favorite spreadsheet—organized, efficient, and absolutely perfect.
Are you a compression fitting? Because you make everything come together.
'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast.
When the drummer moved back in next door there were many repercussions.
Lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you!
You were saying, how big is your library again?
I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.
