Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey baby, need me to spice up your life?
That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity!
You and me together would be totally groovy baby!
Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.
Are you an ocean breeze because you're blowing me away.
Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? -- Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe.
The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists.
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
Is your name Julianne? Because you're fineee!
If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.
Watch your step girl, I do not want you to fall in love with someone else.
If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
I like cats more than dogs.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention.
Can we go on a fishing trip... without the fishing part?
