Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a defensive lineman? Because you just sacked my heart.
Do you have a boatload of adventure because I think we could chart some exciting territory.
With circular arguments the possibilities are endless.
The word 'ovine' means just like ewe.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Could you stand still so I can sweep you off your feet?
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
I'll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!
Are you a fisherman's net because you're catching me off guard.
My wife has a cold. This morning she woke up and had her morning coughy.
He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my To Do List!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
If you were a solo, I'd give you a superior rating.
Are you a football? Because I can’t seem to keep my hands off you.
