Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is your name fajita? 'Cuz you're sizzling!
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
Ohh I was wondering... Can I have yo' numba?
What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
Can you sing low? Because I'm all about that bass.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I can give you a jolt of pleasure that you won’t forget.
Can I help you reel in the day... and maybe something more?
Having been diagnosed with a hernia has bothered me to my core.
I'm a slowly braised hunk of meat; a tender, succulent animal!
Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.
So tell me, does ur pants thank u for spending time with them when u take them off?
What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.
Let's just cut to the chase and duet already.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
I’m really good at turning things on, want me to prove it?
You must be a fishing guide because you're leading me to new waters.
If I had a nickel for every time I asked someone as beautiful as you to dance, I'd have 5 cents.
On Valentine's Day flower prices rose to the occasion.
