Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
I can't think straight around you.
Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
