Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Are you a punt returner? Because you’ve got me wanting to kick it deep.
Are you an underwater explorer because you're discovering new depths with me.
What say you and me hit the dance floor and show those funky chickens how it's done?
I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife's sewing box. It was a crewel turn of events.
You are the fond on the roasting pan of life.
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
Hey, are your parents beavers? because DAAAAYYMMMM!
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.
Are you a tight end? Because you’ve got me all wrapped up in you.
Can I help you reel in the weekend... and maybe something more?
Two fonts, Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're personality is too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're just not my type...'
Your name must be Jelly... 'cuz jam don't shake like that.
Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion.
Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?
I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.
