Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey, is this seat saved? No? Are you?
Want to make some motions together?
The king of diamonds proved hard to deal with.
Nice skates...wanna puck?
You're so hot I just burnt the roof of my mouth!
You can classify me in your fantasy collection.
You da only one I'd ever spend my minutes on.
The doctor says I need more vitamin U.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Will you help with with my French technique?
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
Do you have a fishing rod license because I want to cast my line and catch you.
Are you a contingent liability? Because I didn’t expect to fall for you this hard.
You’re the only tool I’d never loan out.
Would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?
I was enamoured with the famous Paris art museum. It was Louvre at first site.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
You're so hot I'd eat a durian to be with you!
