GotLines?

Short & Funny Jokes - Part 166

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe.
The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists.
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
Is your name Julianne? Because you're fineee!
If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.
Watch your step girl, I do not want you to fall in love with someone else.
If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
I like cats more than dogs.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention.
Can we go on a fishing trip... without the fishing part?
You remind me of David and his slingshot because you're a knockout.
I'm inclined to be laid back.
Global warming campaigners lament the invention of the infernal combustion engine.
Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock.
Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system.
Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math, Cause your legs are always divided.
Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?

Next Page

Previous Page    162   163   164   165   166   167   168   169   170  
A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe.
The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists.
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?