Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
So, what was your name again?
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?
If you were a light switch, I’d never turn you off.
Are you a lure because I'm hooked on your smile.
Are you revenue? Because every time I see you, my spirits increase.
You’re like the perfect fitting tool—meant just for me.
Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.
That Star Wars villain loves to talk. Everyone calls him Jabber the Hutt.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...
My body is "Yours to discover".
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
Want to see some hairballs?
Do you know what my favorite type of wire is? The one that connects me to you.
Do you have a boat license because I want to take you for a ride.
Let’s merge like companies, because together, we’d be unstoppable.
