Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you!
You were saying, how big is your library again?
I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.
Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
I just love the way you've styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?
You’re like a switch, turning me on every time I’m near you.
You must be a fishing hat because you're covering me with your charm.
Lets pray. Please take my hand
When I was a carpenter, I specialized in installing bathroom fixtures. I am very proud of all my vanities.
A shotgun is an exhausted rifle.
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine.
You're my missing ingredient.
You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?
Just get in the car, bitch. I'm famous.
I'm gonna make you say "Yes b'y" all night.
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
Did you just move from a V to I chord? Because I think you're perfect.
I feel like we’re in perfect resonance because we’re tuned to each other’s frequency.
Do you have a boatload of charm because I think we could navigate our way to happiness together.
