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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 163

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Bulls aren't the only thing I know how to ride.
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
If you were my theory homework, I'd slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Are you a power strip? Because you have multiple outlets of attraction.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.
Are you the standard deduction? Because you’re making my life so much easier.
Are you an auger? Because you’ve drilled your way into my thoughts.
You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower sexy.
You can rely on high divers because of their deep end ability.
Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job.
If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your Moose?
You make my heart go all staccato.
You complete meow me

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Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?