Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
That Star Wars villain loves to talk. Everyone calls him Jabber the Hutt.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...
My body is "Yours to discover".
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
Want to see some hairballs?
Do you know what my favorite type of wire is? The one that connects me to you.
Do you have a boat license because I want to take you for a ride.
Is your name Genesis Revelation? No, why? I was thinking that we start from the beginning and
Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid?
Baby you light up the court, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.
Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.
Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with dat fine ass!
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
I don’t need a meter to tell me that you’re hot.
Are you a fish with scales of gold because I'd love to reel you in.
I don't know what possessed me to attend that seance.
